
A joke extension and Chat Control crashes! Houston, we have a problem… with privacy
In 2025, the European Union wants full control over private chats. The “Chat Control” regulation (proposal COM(2022)209) claims to fight child pornography by scanning private messages on WhatsApp, Telegram, Gmail, and the like. Noble intention in theory. In practice, it means every single message you type online could be read and analyzed by automated systems, with very real and immediate consequences for everyone’s privacy. And since no system is unbreakable, it doesn’t take a genius to do the math on the risks. For the average user, the fallout is simple but serious: Meanwhile, the people who actually want to hide aren’t shy










